Scott Long

  • Top Corporate Comedian in Fly Over Country
  • Voted BEST Comedian of 2014 and 2015 and 2016 by Gigmasters.com

Welcome to a Real Reality Show. Scott Long tells his story of growing up in the Cornstalk Ghetto of Iowa and how making people laugh was the best therapy for an extremely dysfunctional childhood. Marriage, children, and stories of Midwest life are the focus of his hilarious show!

After college Scott moved to Chicago, but for the past 2 decades the state of Indiana has been his home. Scott’s Dad was born in Detroit, his Mom lives in Oklahoma, and his Grandparents are from Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, and Kentucky. Is it any wonder he’s considered the Best Comedian at connecting with Middle of the Country audiences? Scott proves you can perform at the nation’s top comedy clubs and write for Network TV shows–all while being based in the Midwest.

Scott has been seen on NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Bob and Tom Show.  For the past 13 years he’s written the comedy sketches for the amazingly talented Frank Caliendo at the NFL on FOX and ESPN Countdown pregame shows. Scott has also written a book of comedic essays entitled Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man, plus released 2 comedy CD’s and 2 comedy DVD’s.

No two Scott Long performances are ever the same, as depending on the audience he can bring completely different shows. The top online corporate comedy website, Gigmasters, voted him their 2014 and 2015 Standup Comedian of the Year.

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  • Speaking Topics:

    Comedian, Entertainment, Humor, Keynote

  • Travels From:

    Indiana

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Scott Long - Lying to your kids

Scott Long - not a fan of the minivan

Scott Long - Fox TV

Welcome to a Real Reality Show. Scott Long tells his story of growing up in the Cornstalk Ghetto of Iowa and how making people laugh was the best therapy for an extremely dysfunctional childhood. Marriage, children, and stories of Midwest life are the focus of his hilarious show!

After college Scott moved to Chicago, but for the past 2 decades the state of Indiana has been his home. Scott’s Dad was born in Detroit, his Mom lives in Oklahoma, and his Grandparents are from Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, and Kentucky. Is it any wonder he’s considered the Best Comedian at connecting with Middle of the Country audiences? Scott proves you can perform at the nation’s top comedy clubs and write for Network TV shows–all while being based in the Midwest.

Scott has been seen on NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Bob and Tom Show.  For the past 13 years he’s written the comedy sketches for the amazingly talented Frank Caliendo at the NFL on FOX and ESPN Countdown pregame shows. Scott has also written a book of comedic essays entitled Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man, plus released 2 comedy CD’s and 2 comedy DVD’s.

No two Scott Long performances are ever the same, as depending on the audience he can bring completely different shows. The top online corporate comedy website, Gigmasters, voted him their 2014 and 2015 Standup Comedian of the Year.

Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man

Good Dad…Not a Great Dad

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John Deere

“Scott is truly a Class Act!!”

State Farm

“DO NOT BOOK SCOTT…..if you hate laughing so hard your stomach hurts! Scott was hilarious! Some of our State Farm events can be a bit stuffy, Scott broke through all of that and had everyone rolling. His improvisation and quick wit was very impressive. So too was the fact that he tailored a lot of his material to our industry. Honestly, I want to host another event just so I can book Scott again.”

Indianapolis Colts

“Scott was very easy to work and did a great job performing for our corporate clients at our annual Super Bowl Dinner in Houston.”

Worldwide Travel NJ

“Scott was hilarious! Our guests are still raving about his show. Scott interacted with the audience which was a mix of all ages including young children and was able to relate to everyone.”

Trane/American Standard Dealers

“Best entertainment ever! We would use Scott again in a heartbeat. Our customers loved the show!”
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