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Christian Comedian Frank King
Featured on CNN’s Business Unusual, and a writer for Jay Leno for the last two decades, Frank King has been entertaining (and on occasion, educating) convention attendees on the corporate comedy speaking circuit since 1985.
He was a quarter-finalist on Star Search.... he lost to a puppet. He's also appeared on An Evening at the Improv, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, and starred in an episode of Bananas on PAX TV.
He's opened up for a number of well known entertainers - among them, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engval, Adam Sandler, and Jerry Seinfeld.
3 Little Words That Speak Volumes, for Better or Worse
There are 3 word phrases that women and men either love or hate to hear, and how using them can change your relationship for better or worse. For example, a man can improve his relationship immeasurably with his significant other, by using this 3 Little Word phrase, “I am sorry.” In no small part because it implies these 3 Little Word phrases, “I was wrong.” “You were right.” “I'm an idiot.” “Please forgive me.” There are also 3 Little Word phrases that women rarely like to hear, “Your sister's hot!”
A woman can employ a variety or 3 Little Word phrases that will make her significant other happy, “You da' man.” “Mother is leaving.” “Buy a boat.”
There is one 3 Little Word phrase that neither sex likes to hear, when they're making love, “Honey, I'm home!”
Men often get the question from their female significant other, “Do these pants make me look fat?" For which, men are almost always unprepared because men never say such things to each other.
You'll rarely hear one guy say to another, "Hey Bob do these Dockers look too tight in the crotch?" In part, because men aren't wired that way and in part, because a guy is not going to ask another guy to intentionally check out one of his body parts. Unless he's been recently been lifting weights with it.
So, gentlemen, if your female significant other asks youthe dreaded question: "Do these pants make me look fat?" The short answer is always, "No," but that's only part of the answer, granted, an important part, but still just a part of it. You see, she's expecting "No." And any guy, who cares anything about maintaining the relationship (and not waking up with a butcher knife, handle deep, buriedin his sternum) will say "No," justto maintain that relationship.
Frank will use 3 Little Words, That Speak Volumes, for Better or for Worse, to improve and enhance the relationship. So the proper, 3 Little Word phrase to answer the question, "Do these pants make me look fat?" is, "No, they're darling!" Shegets the "No," that she is expecting, and the he's-so-unbelievably-sensitive "They're darling!" that knocks her knee-highs off.
Professional Staff Coordinator Columbia Memorial Hospital
Thank you for performing yesterday. All had a great time…..lots of positive comments.
Vice President, ACEC Washington
We have heard all kinds of positive comments about your performance. Great job, Frank!
Support Services Supervisor Environmental Health,Central District Health Dept.
Hi Frank, I have been meaning to tell you what a wonderful time we all had with
you. I received wonderful comments, most of which said that this was the best
staff meeting we have ever had and that who ever has to do the next one will
have a tough act to follow. Thank you so much, you really did make me look good.
The Shelly Company Christmas Committee
He was such a delight and so hilarious, he kept us all laughing! Frank added a personal touch to his act by mingling with the crowd beforehand to get to know his audience and tailored it to our company. He was very professional, easy going and kept the humor appropriate for a corporate office party. After our company Christmas party, the party committee received numerous compliments on Frank. He was a real joy to have!
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